Total Medals Earned: 788 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,005 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/470 points)
Escape to the big city
Kill one thousand people
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 12/16 (370/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (75/270 points)
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to level 22
Get the good ending
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 17/20 (395/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Climb to the top of the tower
Collect all hidden secrets
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 6/10 (40/225 points)
Burn 2,000 calories
Burn 500 calories
Burn 1,000 calories
Burn 5,000 calories
Burn 10,000 calories
Burn 15,000 Calories
Burn 25,000 Calories
Burn 40,000 Calories
Burn 50,000 calories
Burn 75,000 calories
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 9/10 (140/150 points)
Support Pico Day
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Mindchamber survives the battle
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Medals Earned: 4/7 (45/220 points)
Find the wings.
Turn off the rain.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.