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Kuoke
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Posted by Kuoke - November 3rd, 2010


Hey guys, to be blunt, I need money. And for some reason people say I can draw/paint fairly decently.
So I thought, why not put those two things together.

Alternatively, I'm saying I'm taking commissions.
Take a squiz at Newgrounds page [also, my dA and YouTube are viable options].

The pricing is variable based on the complexity of the ideas you give me - but a rough estimate would be 10-20 US dollars for an average image, and peak at 40 dollars should you get me to draw an entire war scene with rampart flaccid penises [or something of that scale].
Also, Paypal much preferred.

So yeah, hit me up with a PM. The basic sequence of events will most probably entail like so:
1. You send me a PM with an idea,
2. I'll draft the idea and ask for confirmation,
3. You say Ok, or ask me to change a few things,
4. I'll get to colouring and finishing it off,
5. I'll send the image to you.

Exchange of moneys can go somewhere in there, that's up to you because I'm kind and stupid like that and I'll probably be taken advantage of like a common street whore, but hey, I'm game. Got me knee-pads ready and everything.

In case you're wondering, I need the money to either fuel my WoW addiction, or buy one bad ass motherfucking printer so I can print poster sized stuff which I might end up selling to people or offering as a part of the commission idea.


Posted by Kuoke - October 23rd, 2010


Crash and burrrrrrrrn.

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Posted by Kuoke - October 19th, 2010


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Posted by Kuoke - August 4th, 2010


Made a comic book for my Art Major Work (Final year of High School, Art class).
I was assigned a year to do it buy did pretty much 80% of it in the last week because I'm a procrastinating cunt.

I wanted to sell it as well, but I missed the deadline to sell it at the school fair, so fuck.

I can print as many as I want, but what do I do with them?

"Reach For Eden" Comic.


Posted by Kuoke - May 26th, 2010


Link to my account. Surprise surprise on account name.

Made one to check the prints and stuff - and my god are they expensive.
I'm probably not going to be posting 'exclusive' stuff to either NG or DA, so there's no real difference, just that you can fork out ridiculous amounts of money for prints that you could probably get done at a local printer for a fifth of the price.

Also, found these guys. They don't even have a Wiki page yet. I'm so underground.

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Posted by Kuoke - March 20th, 2010


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Posted by Kuoke - March 8th, 2010


Eh, I think I've become decent enough of an artist to submit stuff to the Art Portal without having one of those works I would personally think to myself "Why is this in the Portal?".


Posted by Kuoke - February 1st, 2010


The deadline is mid-August.

Synopsis:
It's about 'God' getting killed. Basically.

Wish me luck.

Attempting 72 page Comic book.


Posted by Kuoke - December 31st, 2009


I was actually going to do something remotely 'festive' I guess you could say - and by that I mean watch the fireworks on the television.

But I missed it because I got distracted. That dastardly 'auto-hide' feature got to me. The lack of time display in the bottom right hand corner inevitably made me think to myself at 12:02am:
"Oh wait ... Woops."

OH WELL. Better luck next year.

Animation wise, I'll come out of hibernation after I finish school about mid way through the year. I'm planning a couple more music videos and potentially anything I come up with in between these two points.

Good luck and safe passage.


Posted by Kuoke - September 29th, 2009


Title > Image Below.
Yeah, that's right, I finished the original Super Mario Brothers.

Anyway, I've actually bothered restarting an animation I started about this long ago. I've currently gotten 50% storyboard (which is actually like, 30 seconds, but a half sounds more significant) and PLAN to get this finished in 2-3 weeks before my final year of high school starts.

On notes that aren't related to anything, but I would like to share with whoever reads this so that they can laugh at / with me:
Informal is on tomorrow night (I don't know what Americans call it, 2nd last year of highschool, the grade goes out and 'has fun' as they call it). I decided not to go because I simply hate social get-togethers. The abundance of people, and their distribution per square metre irks me to the extent of which I may or may not explode in a shamble of violently disastrous rage.
Oh, did I mention it was a cruise?
Yeah, violent outrage in a remote and isolated location surrounded by the dastardly shark infested waters of Australia doesn't seem like a near logical idea.

SO INSTEAD, I'm going to be on Newgrounds. It would be a stark contrast thus it will be funny... or sad. Hopefully both.

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Also, I need some new music. I'm sortof indifferent with any genre, but my main favours would go to bands like the Gorillaz, NASA, Lupe Fiasco, Three Days Grace, Daft Punk and Juno Reactor. Suggestions anyone?

My Quest is Over.