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Kuoke
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Give me money and I will draw you shit.

Posted by Kuoke - November 3rd, 2010


Hey guys, to be blunt, I need money. And for some reason people say I can draw/paint fairly decently.
So I thought, why not put those two things together.

Alternatively, I'm saying I'm taking commissions.
Take a squiz at Newgrounds page [also, my dA and YouTube are viable options].

The pricing is variable based on the complexity of the ideas you give me - but a rough estimate would be 10-20 US dollars for an average image, and peak at 40 dollars should you get me to draw an entire war scene with rampart flaccid penises [or something of that scale].
Also, Paypal much preferred.

So yeah, hit me up with a PM. The basic sequence of events will most probably entail like so:
1. You send me a PM with an idea,
2. I'll draft the idea and ask for confirmation,
3. You say Ok, or ask me to change a few things,
4. I'll get to colouring and finishing it off,
5. I'll send the image to you.

Exchange of moneys can go somewhere in there, that's up to you because I'm kind and stupid like that and I'll probably be taken advantage of like a common street whore, but hey, I'm game. Got me knee-pads ready and everything.

In case you're wondering, I need the money to either fuel my WoW addiction, or buy one bad ass motherfucking printer so I can print poster sized stuff which I might end up selling to people or offering as a part of the commission idea.


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Good idea, but I need money too so I cannot help.

Hah, yeah I was expecting people to wittily reply "Don't we all".

I highly recommend to put the money-exchange in the list. A lot of people tend to ignore it otherwise. ;)

I was arguing against myself about whether I should do a 'half now, half later' type thing or an 'upfront' deal, but I honestly have no idea, so I decided to leave that up to whoever wants a piece.

nice art good luck

VERY MUCH APPRECIATED MY MAN.

I'm very interested in seeing an entire war scene with rampart flaccid penises.

Great. Can't wait to see what you come up with.

(I don't know you, you don't know me... Capiche?) ;)